LARKI KA JAWAB 

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6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,

Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face

Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown

Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga

Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya

Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

Pyar Ka ComputerAbhi

 abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would
make a movie "software kephool" & include this song:

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?


har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?


jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

hazaroo larkia asi ke har larki pay dam nikle
jis larki pay dam nikle wo larki ghar se kam nikle

phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai

himmat hai to duniya se bagawat karlo
warna jaha maabap bolay waha shaadi karlo

Doobte ko tinkey ka

doob te ko tinkay ka sahara chahye
shadi k liay behnon ka ek ishara chahye
hazar nuks nikalti hain larke k chahre main
koi pooche to un se kia sitara chahye
chaar shararon se baat nahi banne wali
saath main to un ko ek khatara chahye
behno! karo khayal kam hogaye hain baal
warna kahen ge woh larka hamen karara chahye
kitni bar kaha baaji larki hai yehi behter
mughay bhi to aakhir gunahon ka kuffara chahye
tum bhi sunlo larki walon yeh daastaaan
phir na kehna hamen interview doobara chahye
ab to reh guzar main aakay par gaya hoon
le jao jis ko bhi yeh baaboo bichara chahye
kion dikhayi larki walon ki itni sharafat jawed
woh kehte hain hamen larka thora aawara chahye

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