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KANJOOS
do mian beewi hote hain..... jo intihai awwal
darje ke kanjoos hote hain.... aik on donon main shart lag jaati hai ke jo bhi ziada kanjoosi kerega woh winner hoga aur jo
kam kanjoosi wala hoga woh bohat pite ga.....
hameshabechara shohar hi hamesha pit ta tha...
kyun ke woh hamesha apni beewi se kam kanjoosi kerta tha...
shohar sahab crorepati hote hain... ghar main bohat
saari gariyan bhi hoti hain.. laikin kanjoosi ki wajah se woh sahab bas main safar kerte hain... woh bhi student card
banwa ker... take 2Rs kharch hoon....
aik din shohar sahab hanpte kaanpte ghar par pohanchte
hain.... beewi poochti hai ke kya hua.. aaj itne kyun kaanp rahe ho..
SHOHAR: begam pehle paani pilao phir bataonga ....
beewi paani leker aati hai.. to phir poochti hai
ke ab batao kya hua..
SHOHAR: begam aaj main ne poore 2Rs
bachai..
BEEWI: woh kaise???
SHOHAR: woh aise ke main aaj bas ke peeche bhaagta
hua aaya hoon... is tarah 2Rs bhi bach gaye aur main ghar bhi pohanch gaya.......
Beewi bohat zor se shohar ke chamat maarti hai..
Bechara shohar poochta hai ke kya hua kyun maara...
BEEWI: abay pagal ke bacche... tum bas ke peeche
bhaag ker aaye to tum ne 2Rs bachaye... ager TAXI ke peeche bhaat ker aate to 60 rupe to bachte ....
Nahee main pak giya hoon
Aik admee aam
kay bagh main say guzarta hay to us ko teen pagal darakhat say latkay hoey nazar atay hain
achanak un main say aik admee
darakhat say gir jata hay
dosra poochta hay kiya hoa thak gaey
giranay wala pagal kehta hay"Nahee
main PAK giya hoon"
Choohay
Ek baar do Choohay pahari (mountain)per
bethai huey thay itni main neechey se ek Haathi guzarta hai us ki vibration se ek Chooha us
k ooper girjaata hai to doosra waala Chooha jo pahari per hota hai ghussey se kheta hai k masalde saale ko.....
I
HOPE
I hope kay tum zindagi main buhut kamyab
hogay aur kafi agay jao gay buhut agay buhut hi aagay bcoz tum jahan bhi jao gay log kahain gay chal be
chal aagay chal
NICE THINKING
Ek Admi Ki Biwi Fout Hogai To Woh Bohat Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Tha Mohalle
Ki Sab Aurtain Usko Chup Kara Rahi Thin Magar Woh Chup Hi Nahi Ho Raha Tha. Akhir Ek Aurat Ne Us Se Poocha Ke App Ko Shayad
Biwi Se Bohat Hi Ziyada Mohabbat Thi Is Liay Bohat Ro Rahay Hain, To Woh Admi Bola Nahi Mein To Is Liay Ro Raha Hoon Ke Pehle
Meri Man Mari To MOhalle Ki Sab Aurtoon Ne Kaha Ke Ham Tumhari Main Hain. Phir Meri Behan Mari To Mohalle Ki Sab Aurtoon Ne
Kaha Ham Tumhari Behne Hain. Ajj Meri Biwi Mari To Kisi Ne Nahi Kaha Ke Ham Tumhari Biwi Hain
old man
aek boorah admi(old man)jis kee kamar bilcul jookhee hoee thee apnee hatt main akk chooti si lakree(stick)pakree doctor
ki clinic main dakheel howa. apnee bari kay intizar main tammam logoon nay
usse doctor kay kamrey main jookhee hoee kamar kay satt dekhaa. 10 minute kay baad
woo admi bilcul seedha chalta huwaa bahar nicla... sub loog boolnay lagay (wah kayaa kamal
kaa doctor hay iss koo bilcul theek kar dia. akk admi nay himat kar kay us say poocha kay app
koo doctor nay koon si gooli de hay kay app bilcul theekk ho gayye haon. boora admi bola gooli wooli kooee
naheen bus doctor nay mooje akk bari lakree(stick) day dee hay.
interview
Ek bar ek intelligent softwaer engineer MNC main interview dene jata hai, Interview main maneger poochta hai....
So..mr engineer ! What do u expect for the salery...?
Softewar engineer: zada nahi sir bas mahiny ky 89 hazarrupay,Ek chota sa banglow aur ek achi si CAr , aur kuch
nokar chakar...
manager: Ok mr main aap ko mahiny ky ek lakh pachas hazar rupy ek bara sa banglow in nariman point ek BMW gari
with driver aap ky bachoon ka schol addmision aur aap ki biwi ky kiye 10 nookar dyty hain
Softwaer engineer is very excited...........then
Softwaer engineer: Sir aap kyun mazak kar rahy hain....?
Manager: Shuru kis ny kai tha.................................................
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14 bachey
eik aadmi apney 14 bachon ko le kar churiya ghar jata hai aur gate keeper se bolta hai ke humein wo ganda
dekhna hai jiss ke 7 bachey hain gate keeper andar jata hai aur thori dair mein wapas aata hai aur kehta hai aap yahein thehriyeh
ganda aap ko dekhney aaraha hai.
34 teeth!
Aik dafa ka zikar hai do admi apas main ladh rahye thay aur saath main aik aur admi khada tha.
On may se aik bolta hai main muka mar kar tere 34 danth toodh don ga!
Saath mein kadha aik admi bolta hai yaar danth to 32 hotay hain?
Usnay kaha "mujhe maloom tha tum zaroor beach main bolo gay is laeaay 2 danth tumaharay toodhron
ga".
brokenheart_0@hot..........
Ak lambi darhi wala molvi sahab saikil say jaa rhay thay ka ak khaton say takra gay wo
boli waah molvi sahab atni lambi darhi rakhay howa ho or logon say takratay phir rahay ho .aap ko sharam nahi aati ?
wo molana bola bati ! maaf karna ya darhi hay break nahi .
tamatar Kaho
ek Faqeer bus stop par khara ho kar bhigue mahag raha tha uss ne barabar wale ek admi se kaha ."Allah ke wastay
mouch par thars kaho muje paanch rupay deh do". Admi ne kaha "tamatar kaho"pir uss ne kaha ke "moujey kuch deh doh". Admi
ne jawab diya "kaha na tamatar kaho".
Faqeer ne chir kar barabar mein khare doosre admi se kaha "ke yar ahjeeb admi hai mein payse maang raha hoon yeh kehe
raha ke "Tamatar kaho" yar mein tamatar kue kaho?"
admi ne ahas ke kaha " oh pagal! woh totala hai woh keh raha hai kamkar kaho"
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wife & husband
WIFE :- Agar main mar gayi to tum kiya karoo gay jee.
HUSBAND:- shayad main bhi mar jaoon.
WIFE:- kiyoon
jee.
HUSBAND:- haan kabhi kabhi ziyada kushi bhi jaan laiwa sabit hoti hai.
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